More of the Best Google Search Terms...

As I am successfully putting off writing for another 15 or so minutes, here is the second installment of the most recent search terms that led people to my blog (since the last listing). Some are funny, some are weird, some are bizarre, and some are totally awesome. Each search phrase is linked to its landing page, in case you are curious to how some of these searches could have possibly brought people here. FYI, the list is in no particular order and I did not edit out any of the grammatical and/or spelling errors, so what you see is what they searched.

• "most hypocritical bastards ever" brings you here
• "these are the times that try your soul, because deciding between the interests of your dear ones and the demands of your libido" Which I thought was awesome until I went to the landing page for this particular phrase.
• "sexy political women" and related term, "sexy political bitches" Damn right! (Landing page)
• "'insomnia' suck blogspot" brings you here. The odd use of quotation marks are the best part.
• "no special rights for christians" brings you here. Damn right!!
• "40 year old sexpots"
• "academic dreams" goes here.
• "advantage husband old" from a searcher in Malaysia.
• "african fucking girls pictures" - I have no idea why this would bring someone to my homepage, but it did...
• "because i am smarter than you and i'm going" Ha!
• "dreaming of holding a conversationg" goes here. And I'm glad I'm not the only one.
• "gendered non-traditionally"
• "i'm just smarter than everybody else" Damn right, I am.
• "people who can't speel" I shit you not.
• "sex pot kings" So are they the kinds of pot and sex or sexpot kings?
• "my boyfriend taught me and how to pee standing" which is awesomely kinky, especially if you tack on "...over his face" to the end of it. (landing page)
• My absolute favorite, and possible new entry in the DSM-V, "i'm smarter than you personality disorder"

And the top searched terms people used to find my blog are:

1. Some form of "gospel singer Mark Lowry gay" (which sucks cause the entry on Lowry was just a copy/paste of the article and nothing I wrote)
2. "funny astrology" or "funny horoscope" (how boring)
3. Some form of "political pickup lines"
4. "70's tennis player costume" (This one was actually number one for the month of October)
5. Ironically, "search terms that led to my blog" is garnering quite a bit of traffic since my last search terms blog