I just want to take a minute to praise Jesus for freeing us from the British 200-something years ago and blessing us with sovereignty over all the other God-less nations of the world. And thank you, Lord, for helping us invent nuclear bombs before the Russians. And thank you for the freedom of religion in this great Christian nation. Amen. (Yes, I've been drinking)
Sidenote: If you didn't sense the sarcasm dripping out of your computer screen, you are an idiot.
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