70's Porn Star Portraying a Tennis Player

So...

I have received around 25 hits in the last 2 weeks from people who googled "70's tennis player costume" so I thought I'd go ahead and post the only pictures that exist from last Halloween that captured me dressed up as a "1970's Porn Star Portraying a Tennis Player". So here you go, in case you need some guidance for your costume. What you can't see are my matching "goldenrod" knee-high socks and boyshorts (goldenrod boyshorts w/burnt orange lining...I don't know how much more 1970 you can get, people!). The shoes were platform slip-on tennis shoes (in the style of Ked, but more ghetto...and w/platform heels, duh.).

From the front (Don't even ask me. All I remember is Amy Winehouse, Tooth Fairy, and Disco Dancing Cocaine O.D. God only knows wtf "Shiny Pants" is supposed to be.)

From the back (yeah, Amy Winehouse lost her cash and ID that night, in case you were wondering)


Be safe and have fun, people.